Mike's 
                          engrossed in Jimmy Barnes' #1 selling book wondering 
                          quite a lot of things
                           
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                            | Mike's 
                              Pith & Wind - 
                              Middle-Class Man  | 
                           
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                      I started 
                        reading the Jimmy Barnes’ book Working Class 
                        Man (WCM) that Terry gave me for Christmas on the 
                        plane to Adelaide last week. I had agreed to participate 
                        in an orgy of media interviews for the up-coming 1st BASE 
                        Fringe appearance at the German Club, coincidentally the 
                        venue for our two appearances, and I conspicuously brought 
                        the book with me into all the interviews, conspicuously 
                        because I’d travelled light and the book, being 
                        a hard-cover, is quite enormous and doesn’t fit 
                        into my dandy man-bag. Happily for this squinty old bloke 
                        the font is as generous as the book’s dimensions 
                        and I could honestly tell everyone it was an easy read, 
                        as it is in every sense. 
                        I’ve read more than half of it and neither I nor 
                        my bands get a mention, which comes as no surprise given 
                        Jimmy’s constantly emphasising what he considers 
                        to be rock & roll and how far left of that I and my 
                        bands manifestly are. With the introduction of former 
                        Spectrum drummer Ray Arnott to the Barnesy mix there was 
                        certainly an opportunity for a mention, but at whose discretion 
                        the non-disclosure came about I couldn’t say. Incidentally, 
                        I’ve met Jimmy a couple of times and he seems a 
                        nice enough chap, but he may have walked away from our 
                        conversation and vomited for all I know, because in his 
                        book he affects high disdain for anything that doesn’t 
                        accord with his full-tilt definition of rock & roll. 
                         
                        Bill Putt passed on Don Walker’s book, Shots 
                        for me to read. Bill was disgusted with it and when I 
                        say disgusted I mean actually offended. Shots 
                        is described as an evocation rather than a conventional 
                        autobiography in the publicity blurb and if you’re 
                        familiar with Don’s approach to his lyrics with 
                        Chisel you’d be au fait with the style 
                        he applies to the book. Anyway, WCM is about as straightforward 
                        as Don’s book is oblique and I suspect, in fact 
                        I know for sure that Bill would totally approve. 
                        I think an appraisal of Chisel from my perspective might 
                        be appropriate at this point. The disparity between Don 
                        and Jimmy’s approach is a good place to start. I’ve 
                        always maintained that lyrics matter but they’re 
                        pretty much obliterated by Jimmy in live performance – 
                        and on record for the most part. As a positive sidelight, 
                        Chisel fans might have been unwittingly drawn into a much 
                        more poetic vision than Jimmy’s snarling overlay 
                        might’ve suggested, ironically one which they might’ve 
                        resisted had they been more clearly expressed. 
                         
                        I only became aware of the lyrics 
                        to Flame Trees the other night on The Book Club 
                        when Jimmy (and his daughter Mahalia) sang an allegedly 
                        acoustic version of the song with a grand piano and violin 
                        accompaniment. (I witnessed Jimmy rendering his fold-back 
                        utterly redundant when sound-checking with Ross Wilson 
                        – even without amplification he’s fucking 
                        LOUD!)  
                        I still couldn’t make out the words as Jimmy sang 
                        them mind you, he ground them into a rusty powder and 
                        made the audience’s.. read 
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                            | Dick's 
                              Toolbox - History 2018 
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                      I enjoy 
                        history. This is surprising given that my schooling in 
                        the subject left only an enduring horror in having pretend 
                        to be interested in the Bill of Repeal (Importation Act 
                        1846) aka the Corn Law Repeal Acts or the Irish Church 
                        Disestablishment Act of 1869. Perhaps the only interesting 
                        component of this latter Act’s existence was that 
                        it led to the coining of one the longest non-scientific 
                        words ‘Antidisestablishmentarianism’ . Why 
                        this Act of the English Parliament was of signal importance 
                        to a New Zealand secondary school student in the 1960’s 
                        was never explained. Though when you consider it as part 
                        of the on-going separation of Church and State it could 
                        have been, as might the Corn Laws been see as an equivalent 
                        of the Country Party ensuring a local monopoly.  
                        But we did it because it was in the syllabus, a syllabus 
                        probably set by some faceless grey bureaucratic clinging 
                        tenaciously like a survivor of the ‘Wreck of the 
                        Medusa’ to the last vestiges of the British Empire. 
                        And, like a recurring episode of Bubonic Plague, every 
                        year concluded with a terror filled examination to determine 
                        one’s knowledge, ignorance and rote memory. I excelled 
                        at ignorance if I recall. 
                        Anyway as Henry Ford said, ”History was just one 
                        thing after another”. And that is how it seemed. 
                        Even at art school history was taught in the same programmatic, 
                        sequential way. Just one damn painter, printmaker or sculptor 
                        after another. Just one art movement after another. Learnt 
                        by rote and to be examined at the end of the year.  
                        The lecturers’ general apathy was made apparent 
                        by one Anglo-American import who thrust his head into 
                        the lecture room and cried in a glottal Californian scream 
                        “Think about Cezanne!” and then disappeared 
                        for the remaining hour. We thought about Cezanne as best 
                        we could and then chatted amiably amongst ourselves. We 
                        emerged none the wiser about one of the greatest post-impressionist 
                        painters.  
                        As you can imagine from this standard of instruction, 
                        art in the Antipodes has some very shaky foundations. 
                        Many artists based their ideas of ancient or modern art 
                        on yellowing low resolution photographs in overseas books 
                        or magazines. Jackson Pollock as a 10 by 15cm colour plate 
                        is a bit different from the real thing – and not 
                        just in size.  
                        It was difficult to think about Cezanne when the standard 
                        reference was Jansen’s ‘History of Art’ 
                        that had limited space in what was a generally worthy 
                        compendium. We would have been much improved by some genuine 
                        artistic insights from a trained art historian.  
                        It was only some years later when I sat in some university 
                        history lectures by a real Professor of History that I 
                        learnt that the past might actually be important, even 
                        if it only taught you that civilisation has the capacity 
                        to repeat variations of the same basic errors countless 
                        times over the centuries. It did make me aware that the 
                        renaissance was made possible not just by the odd genius 
                        or three but as much by double ledger bookkeeping .. read 
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